i respect your right to open the door for yourself
sexyha ah, kita man bakuna
memorizing your legs for future use
I love you.. but I have to make art
konting pasensya lang po, dadaloy din ang ginhawa
— Maynilad
It’s not bad; you’re just not used to it.
A professional is someone who is paid to do shit for other people.
An amateur is someone who is not paid to do shit for himself but does it anyway.
A professional does shit for a living.
An amateur does shit for the love shit.
—
Deligero septic tank services:
siphoning of sludge human waste from pozo negro
rollcall
- teacher: Ocampo, Beither… Ocampo, Beither…
- student: Ma’am, absent… 1 month na… duh!”
